"Conservatives generally tend to be funnier in their private lives, because of the hypocrisy factor. I am of course a big fan of hypocrisy, because hypocrites at least know the difference between right and wrong--at any rate, know enough to lie about what they're doing. Liberals are not nearly as hypocritical as conservatives, because they don't know the difference between right and wrong."
There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.